Thursday, November 23, 2006

The Big Ten

Naturally if you are shopping for a religion you wonder what it forbids and what it stipulates. But you are particularly interested in that larger gray area in which it has no opinion at all because that's where you are going to hold *your* party.

Well, let's make one thing clear: No Ten Commandments in Godz R Us. No Ten Suggestions either, which is an old joke.

Here's our basic rule. Make you own decisions. Which is neither a suggestion nor a commandment but an observation, since that is what you are gonna do anyway.

Right?

(I don't *hear* you.)

If we have a holy scripture, this is it, from the movie Marty by Paddy Chayevsky, Marty the butcher talking to his friend Angie (who is a guy).


Angie: What do you wanna do tonight?


Marty: I dunno, Angie. What do you wanna do?

Don't look at us.

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