Monday, November 20, 2006

So I've Gazed into the Face of .5 of the Almighty and I'm Still Alive?

That's correct. We are not one of those religions with a deity you dare not look upon. You may look upon us, preferably as the logo on the breast pocket of a line of polo shirts in a variety of pastel colors.

We pride ourselves on being accessible. Once we get our Holy Tome completed, there will be a book signing. Until then, we are available to come around to the house for birthdays and backyard barbecues.

Afterwards, we will help clean up, which is more than you can say for some religions.

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